Saturday, December 8, 2007

Mary Cummins Lawyers Rheuban And Gresen --What were they thinking when they filed this mess?

The Truth about Mary Cummins aka Mary Cummins-Cobb vs. LA City and Ed Boks

The City of Los Angeles, the tax payer/citizens of Los Angeles and Ed Boks have been forced to fight a frivilous lawsuit that The Law Firm of Rheuban & Gresen filed on behalf of known nutcase/stalker Mary Cummins of Animal Advocates.

This lawsuit filed by Rheuban and Gresen, which victims are calling "The Mary Cummins Says Martians Landed In My Backyard Lawsuit", is so filled with frivilous accusations and absent of factual information that we can't help asking YET AGAIN, what the heck was the Law Firm of Rheuban & Gresen thinking when they filed this mess? And since the lawsuit is costing the citizens of LA City (who in many cases are also the VICTIMS OF MARY CUMMINS) we feel we have every right to continue to ask:

What the heck were they thinking? And why does the Law Firm of Rheuban & Gresen continue to allow the stalker blogs by Mary Cummins to remain on the internet?

Hey, it's not like they don't know the blogs are there. It's not like they don't know that LAPD anti-terrorims "dragged" Mary Cummins in, maybe because of their strong suspicion that Mary Cummins is behind, a hateful website that contains veiled threats against the LA Mayor Villaraigosa, his wife, Ed Boks and other LA City officials.

Did Rheuban & Gresen even BOTHER to ask Mary Cummins about the veiled threats, libel, and abuse on her blogs,,,,,, not to mention Mary Cummins libelous threatening posts against Ramones drummer Richie Ramone on, where the Ramones fans called her a stalker and kicked her off?

This is the lawsuit the citizen/tax payers are now stuck paying to litigate? It alleges everything except that Martians landed in Mary Cummins' backyard. It alleges a broad sweeping plot by "agents" of LA City who are also "animal activists" to fire Mary Cummins, "attack" her, libel her, call her clients and get her fired etc.

It also alleges that Mary Cummins, whom we all know was a subcontractor of Dr. Gary Michelson's Found Foundation, was fired from her job with the city. Fact is, Mary Cummins WAS NOT AN EMPLOYEE OF LA CITY. And when she took money as an unpaid volunteer to build a website she had told everyone she was building for free, did she even cease to be an "unpaid volunteer?"

And why haven't Rheuban and Gresen instructed their client Mary Cummins to remove those threatening stalker blogs? It's not like they don't know about the blogs. THEY PUT IT IN A LAWSUIT!

Maybe they think because some of the blogs have temporarily had their content "hidden" by Nutjob Mary Cummins that the victims don't have screenshots and multiple copies? Maybe they think the victims haven't turned over all this, as well as ten years of Mary Cummins malicious behavior online to the City Attorneys? Maybe they erroneously believe the city is ignorant about all this. But of course, before they filed this friviolous lawsuit that the citizens of LA have to pay to litigate, the Law Offices of Rheuban and Gresen probably should have checked.

Several other things stick out:

1. As Mary Cummins herself has said on her stalker blogs, the City of Los Angeles and Mayor Villaraigosa do not listen to ADL or other "animal activists." The city, she has said, thinks they're all nuts. So how did "animal activists" this collection of "nuts" get anyone in the Mayor's office or City Attorney's office to get Mary Cummins fired?

2. The so-called "agents" of the City of Los Angeles are Animal Services workers and volunteers, as well as citizens of Los Angeles. EVERY GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS CITED IN THE MARY CUMMINS "MARTIANS LANDED IN MY BACKYARD LAWSUIT" had every right to complain about Mary Cummins' presence in their workplace, or their government! This isn't the private sector, folks, where the presence of a malicious known lunatic is someone else's business! This is your government and you have every right to express any truthful opinion about who your government allows to volunteer in any city service. As some rescuers have pointed out, "If she worked for BMW, that's BMW's headache. When she stepped into that shelter she became ours."

3. The "job" Mary Cummins was hired for was as a subcontractor of the Found Foundation. Either Dr. Gary Michelson or Dave Loftus or both told her there wasn't anything else for her to do. So, since they "fired" her, why isn't she suing the Found Foundation instead?

4. Volunteering for LA City is a privlege and there are SPECIFIC RULES for behavior by City workers and Volunteers. Far as we can see, Mary Cummins violated at least one of these. Also, there is no money associated with being a volunteer? What future financial benefit did Mary Cummins expect from her position as "unpaid" volunteer?

As to the truthfullness contained in the lawsuit The Law Firm of Rheuban and Gresen filed on behalf of this LUNATIC Mary Cummins, well here we go...

Mary Cummins alleges she was called "a 911 terrorist."
Fact: Mary Cummins was called "a supporter of Amr Anthony Elgindy, who is serving 11 years for racketeering and stock fraud. US Prosecutors believe that Elgindy had foreknowlege of 911."

Mary Cummins alleges she was called "a prostitute."
Fact: On the blog, Mary Cummins is called "a stupid whore." Not only is that opinion covered by the First Amendment, but is also backed up by the facts that Mary Cummins slept with both LA Deputy Mayor Jim Bickhart and other city officials. According to rescuers, Mary Cummins grudge against ex LAAS GM Guerdon Stuckey originated when LAAS GM Guerdon Stuckey refused to sleep with her. Mary Cummins also bragged about her sexual escapades all over cyberspace. It's not the first time this behavior has been deemed nauseating by some folks and it won't be the last. It is perfectly okay for some to see this behavior as "whorish." And to express it as such. To some folks, Mary Cummins could be seen as "a stupid whore." We have seen absolutely NO documentation ANYWHERE that she was called "a prostitute." However, if it does exist, we can't wait to have a look at it, knowning Mary Cummins long and serious history of FORGING EMAILS.

Mary Cummins alleges that the "animal activists" said "she keeps needles in her home to supply addicts."
Fact: Does she? The only information we've seen is by rescuers objecting to Mary Cummins extensive supply, in her OWN WORDS, of euthanasia drugs as well as tube feeding comatose squirrels, etc. Again, we can't WAIT to see this evidence.

More frivilous accusations that the citizens/taxpayers have been forced into court over by The Law Firm of Rheuban & Gresen. Did they demand to see Mary Cummins proof before they filed this lawsuit ON OUR DIME? Did they even call Found Foundation's Dr. Gary Michelson and Dave Loftus to find out if, as these attorneys are alleging, Mary Cummins was "Paid to blog anonymously" by Found Foundation?

Had they called the Found Foundation, The Law Firm of Rheuban & Gresen would have gotten an earful about Mary Cummins from Gary Michelson. As well as learned from Dave Loftus that Mary Cummins filed a FALSE POLICE REPORT AGAINST DAVE LOFTUS that was found by LAPD to have had NO MERIT.

And then it would be interesting to ask them, once they spoke to the Found Foundation, why did they still proceed to stick the LA City citizens with the cost of litigating this mess?

Mary Cummins alleges that she was accused by "animal activists" of being "a practicioner of squirrel pornography."
Fact: Mary Cummins has been called a photographer of squirrel pornography, and an online poster of squirrel porno, which she indeed is. Please go to and check Mary Cummins photos of squirrels having oral sex, squirrels with erections, squirrels taking a bowel movement, etc. The photos were named by Mary Cummins with the EXTREMELY SCIENTIFIC NAMES of Hung Juvie, Pee Poo Time, Boys in Jail, Speaking of Pricks and Caught Again. The screenshots that prove these are taken from Mary Cummins website, the witness from all over the world who saw this crap for many years, and the links in OTHER chatrooms where Mary Cummins CANNOT HAVE THE LINKS REMOVED, all support this information. And you bet, the witnesses/victims have records of this, too. As did LA City Attorneys back when the decision was made to fire Mary Cummins as a volunteer and ban her from city property.

Mary Cummins alleges that the "animal activists' (agents of the city in this nutcase's insane conspiracy theory) accused her of "blowing a deputy mayor."
Fact: Mary Cummins slept with Deputy Mayor Jim Bickhart. For a long time. He admits it, she bragged about it, he bragged about it, everyone knows. She also had consensual sex with other LA City officials, one of whom she is alleging "sexually harassed" her. But we're really interested to hear Jim Bickhart's response to this in court. We doubt this City Hall Fatass will lie on the witness stand, even to save his own skin from the embarassment of having to admit he slept with this nutcase.

Mary Cummins alleges she was accused of "Posting pornography in children's chat rooms"
Fact: Mary Cummins posted links to her sick squirrel photos all over cyberspace, including in chat rooms which were not labeled "Adult". These were picked up everywhere, including here. which of course Mary Cummins KNEW would happen. After all, Mary Cummins is the one who "knows how to work the Google Search engine."

"This very curious photograph was recently brought to my attention (warning: possibly not safe for work, especially if your boss is a furry or a golden retriever), which appears to show underage squirrels engaged in oral sex. (That pretty much ensures that my referral logs will be filled with "" for the foreseeable future...) Needless to say, encountering this scant months after seeing Janet Jackson's nipple left me wondering what kind of cesspool of depravity the world has become."

Please note that the Defective Yeti Website chose to censor Mary Cummins sick photo and posted this. And note that rescuers we spoke to said that this should not be allowed to happen. The correct remedy isn't to PHOTOGRAPH the squirrels. The remedy is to seperate them.

Mary Cummins alleges she was called "a biological man."
Fact: It has been posted in cyberspace in the last ten years that Mary Cummins "posed naked online with a penis," and that witnesses located this photo of Mary Cummins in this strange situation ON HER OWN WEBSITE. Again, this is completely accurate, has been posted in cyberspace and talked about by witnesses who have offered to be witnesses for the city.

Mary Cummins alleges that she is accused of "having a bench warrant for her arrest."
Now, we have never alleged that in any of the Mary Cummins' Is The LA Cyberstalker Victims Blogs but the allegation has been raised elsewhere; we can tell you that City Attorney Bob Ferber invited Mary Cummins to come in to his office and be fingerprinted so as to clear herself and put an end to any of these allegations and MARY CUMMINS REFUSED.

Mary Cummins and her attorneys The Law Firm of Rheuban & Gresen alleges that the "animal acvitists contacted all of her clients on her resume..."
Fact: Like we said "Martians Landed In Mary Cummins Backyard," too. This nutcase was UNEMPLOYED and IN FORECLOSURE when she took a job THAT WAS A UNION JOB and she thus had no right to have, much less claim she was "wrongfully terminated" from. And then, we're supposed to believe Mary Cummins had "clients." Yeah, she had "clients." She had Paisano Publications for a short time, but then she started bashing their stocks and they had to sue her for trademark infringement over her Bikers logged complaints with Mary Cummins ISP that she sent spam from And Mary Cummins maybe had BMW Beverly Hills as a client but then THEY HAD TO SUE HER FOR CYBERSQUATTING ON THEIR NAME. She had a chance at a web design job with Ultra Bike, but according to the CEO Hal Collins' letter posted here, Mary Cummins was "malicious" in attacking the company and their workers and the website Mary Cummins designed for them was too "pornographic."

And that pretty much sums up what anyone knows about Mary Cummins "clients." And the reason this is all easy to find is because it's ALL OVER CYBERSPACE and in easily obtainable court documents. As for the city of LA, Mary Cummins was fired TWICE as a volunteer. TWICE. Had The Law Offices of Rheuban & Gresen bothered to question the many victims of the Mary Cummins stalker blogs to establish what was truthful before they filed this frivilous mess they would have learned that the opposite of what they are alleging in that lawsuit is true. It was the victims -- all PRIVATE CITIZENS and not government workers or volunteers --- whose employers, family friends and co workers were contacted with libelous untrue lies about them by this stalker nutbag Mary Cummins. Mary Cummins made it her business to invade their lives and work. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

Mary Cummins alleges AND THIS IS POSSIBLY THE FUNNIEST OF ALL, that the "same activists threatened to kill Mary Cummins and her clients, smashed her windshield, disrupted City Council meetings demanding she be fired and threatened to sue the city if she weren't fired."
Fact: City Council meetings are all videotaped. Did the Law Firm of Rheuban & Gresen AT LEAST INSIST MARY CUMMINS PRODUCE THESE "DISRUPTED" CITY COUNCIL MEETINGS before they stuck this BLATANT LIE in a lawsuit? Had they done so, they would have found one City Council meeting with one person, LA City Council woman Janice Hahn, calling their client "A TERRORIST." That covers it.It would have been useful for Mary Cummins attorneys to have checked the record on this and would have saved the LA citizen/tax payers a boatload of litigation costs, as well as freed up the LA City Attorney stuck defending this mess to go back to work litigating cases that LA City residents really care about.

As for the allegation that the "activists" threatened to "kill" Mary Cummins and "smashed" her windshield, that one is too stupid to address. Except to say this: Mary Cummins is awfully obsessed with car vandalism lately. Wonder why? She used to allege she got "pizzas" and "hookers" sent to her house.

Finally, Mary Cummins alleges in that idiotic, frivilous "Martians Landed In My Backyard Lawsuit" that she is accused of "cyber stalking among other things."

Squirrel circumcision

This is pretty funny, well, not too funny for the squirrel. A woman called yesterday with a baby boy squirrel. She found him on the ground and crows were gathering around him. She picked him up (after fighting with her husband who didn't want to stop so she got out of the car with the car still moving). Anyway, she said crows had tried to eat his penis. She took him to a vet who circumcised him because his foreskin tissue was supposedly dead. The vet said he's now unreleasable. The vet wanted to amputate his penis and make a tiny female urinary opening! Because of the location of male tree squirrel penis, that would have been a catastrophe. I just looked at him. Maybe he was circumcised. I hope he just trimmed off the scab but a lot of his head is now showing. He still has a scab covering the urethra opening so I'll be doing some soaking. Of course he was just suckling his own penis. No crow attacked his penis as she found him face down in the parking lot. I hope this vet didn't mess this guy up permanently. I do need an unreleasable but don't know how I will explain a circumcised squirrel penis to kids.

I do the usual to treat this, soak scab off urethra opening so they can urinate, use Preparation H to keep swelling down, spray a little Fooey on it to keep him from suckling on it, nurse him often and slowly to help satisfy his suckling urges, give clavamox to keep infection down, introduce soft foods and a pacifier (pet nurser nipple). I've seen worse penis that this so he will definitely be okay. I just have to get his foreskin to cover his head before I can release him or it may get infected. If his foreskin is gone, maybe the skin on his head will toughen up and be okay. We'll see.

Mary Cummins
Squirrel Rescue
Los Angeles, California
F&G licensed, CCWR
20 years of animal rehabilitation experience

Newsgroups: alt.cats
From: Karen
Date: 8 Mar 2002 22:02:06 -0600
Local: Fri, Mar 8 2002 9:02 pm
Subject: Re: Boots is the town bully
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in article a6bu0e$, Cheryl at wrote on 3/8/02 9:02 PM:

> "Mary" wrote in message
>>> Anyone else with any suggestions how I can keep my
>>> kitty from beating up the neighbor's kitties?

>> My cat is neutered. He even had PU surgery so he has no penis either, not
> like

>> it matters.

> How can a male cat have no penis? How does it pee?

Like a girl :)


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From: mmmaryi...@aol.comspam (Mary)
Date: 09 Mar 2002 04:07:52 GMT
Local: Fri, Mar 8 2002 9:07 pm
Subject: Re: Boots is the town bully

>How can a male cat have no penis? How does it pee?

He pees like a girl now. Then just cut off the penis and now he has a little
slit that he pees out of. It took him a day or two to realize he can't pee
standing up anymore. He used to stand and pee backwards. Now he has to squat
but his sphincter muscles actually came back quite well. He can kinda spray
outside if he stands over the plant, then runs while peeing. Still a little
messier than before.

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From: mmmaryi...@aol.comspam (Mary)
Date: 10 Oct 2004 03:39:57 GMT
Local: Sat, Oct 9 2004 8:39 pm
Subject: Re: Vet Tech journals 15 (BW!!)
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> "So you're going to perform a turtle circumcision?"

I always enjoy reading your journals. I think everyone here knows that I do
small mammal wildlife rehabilitation, generally just skunks, squirrels,
opossums, chipmunks and wild rats/mice. It's very common for orphaned baby
squirrels to suckle each others genitals just like orphaned kittens suckle
ears, noses and bellies. Well, a woman sees a baby squirrel on the ground in a
parking lot. Her hubby is driving. She tells him to stop the car but he's like
"not another animal" so he doesn't stop the car. She then jumps out of the
moving car! She gets to the squirrel but it's surrounded by crows. She shoo's
them away and picks up the baby squirrel. His penis is irritated and bleeding.
She thinks the crows were trying to eat his penis so she takes him to the vet.
The vet doesn't realize that he's just orphaned and was suckling his own penis
raw so he circumcises the squirrel! When their penis gets irritated we just
soak them in warm water and apply preparation H. Now they've circumicised this
little guy but a scab has formed over the urethra so he can't urinate. They're
getting ready to amputate his entire penis and make a little female opening in
his belly! Squirrel penises are just under the belly button. Fortunately a vet
tech goes through Pet Press, finds me and calls me. I tell her to bring him
over before he gets toxic. I then just soak the scab off, give anti-inflams,
prep H and he pees like a race horse. I had to keep soaking the scab for a few
days then he was fine. Now he is circumcised and pees directly sideways on his
foot! Only in the last week has he realized that he must lift his foot like a
dog so he doesn't pee on himself. I'm waiting to make sure the skin toughens up
so he won't get infected then I'll release him.

Here he is right when I got him
Here he is after his first soak when he could finally pee
He looks better now but I haven't taken any recent pics.

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